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Some of the most hilarious, savage, and absurd quotes from NBA stars

NBA superstars said a ton of funny, humorous, and sometimes partially inappropriate things that would catch the eyes of the public
LeBron James & Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant & LeBron James

Getting a great quote from an athlete can be an exhilarating experience. You're pressing a recorder into their faces as close as possible while trying your best not to get called out for invading their personal space. Unfortunately, great quotes come by only once in a while. Sometimes you don't ask the right questions; other times, you do, but the player isn't interested in engaging in the topic; most often, you just get the same stock answers that can be plugged into whatever article you're writing.

Thankfully, the NBA season runs pretty long, and there are enough media sessions on a day-to-day basis that give birth to intriguing quotes that make you laugh, shake your head, and think, but mostly the first two things.

The following list is in no particular order.

1. Charles Barkley - "I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

2. Charles Barkley on his recruitment to Auburn - "When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."

3. Charles Barkley -"We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic."2.

4. Charles Barkley - After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterward, he says: "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple of weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."

5. Jason Kidd, upon being drafted by the 13-win Mavericks: "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

6. Antoine Walker - When asked why he takes so many threes, Antoine Walker said: "Because there are no fours."

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7. Reporter -"Shaq we're on live" and Shaq's response "I don't give a s**t"

8. Scottie Pippen to Karl Malone after the 1st game of the 97 NBA Finals - "Mailman don't deliver on Sundays"

9. Matt Barnes - "Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is"

10. Larry Johnson - "As far as playing, I didn't care who guarded me -- red, yellow, black. I just didn't want a white guy guarding me. Because it's disrespect to my game."

12. Wilt Chamberlain"Just remember Michael, when you played, they changed the rules to make it easier for you to dominate when I played, they changed the rules to make it harder for me"

13. Larry Bird, after walking into the all-star game skills competition locker room before coming in 1st place a couple of hours later - "which one of you motherf***ers is coming in 2nd?"

14. Allen Iverson - "I would never lift weights, and train and stuff like that because s**t was too heavy"

15.All "Those f***ing balloons are staying up there!" - Bill Russell to Jerry West during Game 7 of the 1969 NBA Finals, when Russell saw balloons that the Lakers prepared in the rafters for their win in front of their home crowd. 

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